My dog is a jumper. When he jumps on people, it is more of a spastic lunge, which scares the crap out of people. So, why are all you dog lovers out there a pain in my ass when I am walking my dog.
"Oh, he is so cute", you say. "I don't mind", you say. Some of you even pat your chests, encouraging him to jump on you.
Do you know how much money I spend on dog training to teach him not to jump? Are you going to pay the medical expenses for a little old lady who gets injured because you think my dog is cute?
Stop it! My dog is cute, but you aren't.
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I am too cute! Very cute! and so is your dog! my new neighbor just moved in - not only is he hawtttttt but he's got a really really really tiny dog (I assume it's the wife's). it's cute. but I almost stepped on it this morning. I see your point about needing bigger dogs....ones that won't be sucked up in the vacuum.
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